rhymewithrachel:

come join the survey corps

nayomiejade:

voldemo:

I dont understand why, for a girl to be considered badass and strong in movies and books, she has to be tomboyish, not wear makeup and not like girly things?

Girls should be allowed to put on lipstick and flowery dresses then conquer the world by crushing the necks of their enemies under their 6 inch heels

Y’all need Buffy.

sabubu91:

rideitslut:

rural-mom:

stonecoldstunning:

men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us

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have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.

did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is

I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh

(Source: skankplissken)

trebaolofarabia:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

Teens always look terrified as customers.

assvvipe:

velvvetreceipts:

thekatediary:

tiny little turn ons:

   - people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk

   - catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made

   - people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go

   - somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking

jesus CHRIST

Jesus is not a turn-on he is the way the truth and the light go 2 church and reflect on your nasty ass sins

(Source: lavish)

531,228 plays

(Source: dalasharaia)

carriesfirstperiod:

my mom just looked at a spider at our kitchen and yelled “why do you have to be like that? you dont need that many eyes or legs you need to stop”

(Source: lmpossibleprincess)

(Source: heytaliyeah)

Matsuoka Rin for my Sexypai ◕ ◡ ◕.

(Source: ssousuke)

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thehappymasksalesgirl:

please watch this video it’s 28 seconds long

(Source: likeadreamawake)


kuueater:

MY ULTIMATE CREATION

aph-feliciano-vargas:

japantys:

kkwan1:

japantys:

here’s an accurate list of things that are still alive and doing swell!

  • not prussia

stop

woops, forgot to include one more!

  • not davie

And you can’t forget

• not Joan of arc
• Nor The Holy Roman Empire

jaclcfrost:

[parts hair differently than usual] [looks in the mirror] who am i